I’ve spent my entire life trying to avoid being nude in public. I protect my nakedness with clothing. I don’t know if I’m modest or normal. So today the Supreme court oks strip searches for minor offense arrests. This, in addition to the nudie machines at the airport are just another reason not to leave the house.
Why you wanna see me naked so bad, you douchebags?! Tell you what, I will leave my bedroom curtains open a little bit, you can just peek in there.
A couple of nights ago, I sent boyfriend to the store for ice cream with a list in order of preference of Ben and Jerrys. He returned with Boston Cream Pie. Totally unsatisfying. As I ate it, I imagined it was Chocolate Fudge Brownie. I am totally serious. Today I went to the store myself and there it was, in the freezer. It had a halo of bright white light around it. It was smiling at me. In all its glory, so proud -I am the ice cream of your fantasies. It isn’t new to me, but its been several years since I’ve had some.
About 4 hours after dinner, I had some. Good Lord, it is amazing. Throw in half a bottle of Shiraz and an episode of South Park on Netflix and I am tingling with joy.
Much like Clementine Johnson, I am obsessed with Steely Dan.
However, unlike Clementine Johnson, I know I should be ashamed of myself. Can’t. Won’t. Insanely love em.
This would make sense if I was about 20 years older but I was raised by some weirdos that had hardcore music rules. Hence, Steely Dan was infused.
Go right now and listen to “Turn that Heartbeat Over Again”.
As I begin a “That 70s Show” binge, I realize that it has the most annoying laugh track of any show ever. I wonder if they did it on purpose to rival the laugh tracks of “Threes Company” and “The Brady Bunch” but even those weren’t this bad.
Hey “audience”! Not everything is funny.
Another odd thing about this show- what the hell happened when i fell asleep on the couch? Last night I watched an episode, passed out, and tonight I start em up again and Jackie took Hyde to the prom and now Eric needs to win Donna back? I wont give up on you but come on. An episode ago, everything was just fine between you.
I’ve been on an SNL binge with Netlix. When I was younger, Weekend Update was such a drag but now that I’m older it’s one of my favorite parts. Really with Seth and Amy is funny. I love Amy Poehler in Parks and Rec.